so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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