...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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