i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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