i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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