it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i think my mom watched the whole time
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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