He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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