No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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