I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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