Im at strip club and am horny
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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