I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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