Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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