I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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