I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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