I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Randomize
