He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
