Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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