Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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