this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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