i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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