i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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