My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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