Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Randomize
