I'm lost and stupid without you.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
we're so committed to being not committed
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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