Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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