Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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