This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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