I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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