They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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