but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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