a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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