I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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