We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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