These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
