i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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