Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
too bad you live with your parents still
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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