the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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