god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
where am i from again
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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