Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just google imaged poop.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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