i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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