Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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