Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I need a burrito and a hug.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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