Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I just had sex on a roof
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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