So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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