I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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