Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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