8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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