note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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