No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
