At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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