she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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