I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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