I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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