there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Randomize
