Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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