That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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