so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Randomize
